how erotic...

Fuck.

2009-09-10T07:19:19Z

I hate the fact that after everything that fuck has done, i still would do anything for him and still want to be with him. I hate myself.

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Billions of quizzes

2007-09-21T06:19:43Z

• A
Are you available?: No.
What is your age?: 20

• B
Do you know anyone named Brian? Yes.
When is your birthday?: June 10th 1987

• C
What kind of car do you drive? A dodge viper SRT-10...... In my mind....
Who do you have a crush on? Im not 12, i do not "CRUSH" on people.

• D
Do you daydream? All the freaking time
What's your favorite kind of dog? Umm i love animals too much... Staffy, Husky, Malamute, some other kind of white fluffy one with a curly tail that kind of looks like a husky but not really.

• E
Have you ever been in the emergency room? Yes.

• F
Do you use fly swatters? No, my kitten catches flies and eats them lol
Is there a fan in your room? Not at the moment.

• G
Do you chew gum? Yes, lots.
Do you like gory movies? Yessum.

• H
How are you? Im ok.
What's your height?: 162cm tall.
What color is your hair? Umm naturally its light brown... currently its red with bad regrowth.

• I
Have you ever ice skated? Afew times but i suck so badly at it.
Ever been in an igloo?No but i want to, that would be awesome.

• J
Favorite Jelly Bean?:Pink

Do you wear jewelry?: Sometimes.

•K
Who do you want to kill?: In my mind alot of people... in real life no one... unless they were trying to kill me.
Have you ever flown a kite? When i was young... very young
Do you think kangaroos are cute? Yes.

•L
Are you laidback?: Incredibly so. I think its bordering so laid back its bad because i just dont care about much. I just take it as it comes.
Do you like black licorice?: Not really, no.

• M
Favorite store at the mall?: Ummm with my invisible money its Lois Vuitton and Gucci and Dolce and Gabbanna and Ralph Lauren and the dodge dealership.... in real life.. um... i try to stay away from shops as i have too much money on my card right now and i need it
favorite movie? Too many... Umm Shawshank redemption, Adam Sandler movies, most things by Quentin Tarentino, blah... i love too many movies..

•N
Do you have a nickname?: Afew. Kiddo, Jen Jens, Jennums, Schmoo, Nej....
Do you prefer night or day?: Night time, although daytime on a sunny day at the beach is good..

• O
Are you an only child?: One sister
Do you like the color orange?: Not really

•P
Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Nope.

• Q
Have you ever eaten Quail?: Nope and never will

• R
Do you think you're always right?: Nope, I KNOW I am always right.... nah, i never really think im right, i dont really care.
Do you watch reality TV? Not really no.

• S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: I like both. Sun is good for the beach, rain is good for a night in.
Do you like snow?:LOVE SNOW

• T
What time is it?: 4:02pm
What time did you wake up?: Around 2pm.

• U
Can you ride a unicycle? Hahahahhaha noooooo

• V
Did you ever watch VeggieTales?: Nope

• W
What's your worst habit?: Probably babbling on about whatever pops into my mind... and if you have ever taken a trip into my mind you would know the terrifying things that go on in there!
What do you want right now?: Go away out of sydney, maybe to coffs or port maquarie... somewhere quiet with nice beaches and far away from sydney and all of its dramas

• X
Have you ever had an x-ray? Yes.

• Y
Do you like the color yellow?: No.
What year were you born in?: 1987.
Do you yell when you're angry? Ummm not really... if im FURIOUS i will yell, angry i just kind of keep to myself so i dont say something to someone i will regret

• Z
Do you believe in the zodiac? I dont know... I like reading about it though

Six lasts:
6. last dream: I was packing shelves at work.. and like 2 people dissapeared or something and i secretly knew where tehy were but didnt tell anyone and these like demonic woolworths people came in to find them and i think they were going to kill them so i went...somewhere.... and then i woke up because i got a msg.... i dont remember all of the dream either.
.
5. last beverage: Water

4. last phone call: Evan from work

3. last crush: I already said how i feel about this word!

2. last time you cried: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm um um um..... i really cant remember.

1. last person you kissed: Daniel

BEST

[1.] Male friend:I have many, but geof.
[2.] Cousin: Im not close to them really.. most live in america and ive kind of lost touch, the ones here are like really young, and the two older adopted ones now live in SA and i never see them.
[3.] Thing to do: Spend time with friends laughing about stuff. .
[4.] Day of the week: I dont know... the weekend i guess?.
[5.] Time of day: Early morn like 1am
[6.] Food: I love food too much to just pick one.
[7.] Memories:Too many. Alot with stef are priceless... All memories with friends are priceless.
[8]. Female friend: I have afew of them too, but stef is my bestest.

LAST

[1.] Person who called you: Evan from work
[2.] Person you called: Julia

TODAY

[1.] What are you doing now: Doing this... filling in time until julia gets here..
[2] Wearing right now: Ugh boots, trakkies and a hoodie.
[3.] Better than yesterday: Ummm i have only been awake for 2yrs, so right now yesterday takes the cake.

TOMMOROW

[1.] Is: Going to be awesome. Netball presentation at hornsby inn where we shall drink in celebration, then i making my way to a party after that..
[2.] Plans: I just said them above..
[3.] Dislikes: Ummm none?

CURRENT

[1.] Missing: No one, i feel like being alone right now
[2.] Mood: Sleepy
[3.] Wanting: Sleep.

TRUE OR FALSE PLUS EXPLANATION

[I am a cuddler]
I love hugs =)

[I am a morning person]
*vomits*.

[I am a perfectionist]
It depends on what its referring to. Sometimes i can be, but not overly.

[I am a only child]
Nope.

[I am currently in pajamas]
Nope.

[I am shy with the opposite gender]
Not really, but if i like them i can be.

[I like country music]
Ew.

[I enjoy talking on the phone]
I like it, but at times i hate it.

[I have a hidden talent]
Ummm.... no... i am quite talentless.

[I have broken a bone]
2 fingers.

[I have changed a lot over the past year]
Ummm i dont think so, i mean, ive changed a little, everyone does, but nothing dramatic.

[I have had a major/minor surgery]
No surgery for me so far.... although i need to get my wisdom teeth out which will require surgery

TODAY

1. Talk to a boy/girl you like? Yes
2. Learn anything new? Nope.
3. Talk to an ex? Nope.
4. Miss someone?: Nope.
5. Laid in your bed: Myself

LAST PERSON WHO..

6. Made you cry? Umm i think it was daniel.
7 You hugged? My kitty.
8. Made you laugh? Umm the fact that gaz's work caught on fire made me laugh hysterically.
9. What are you most scared of this second? Spiders
10. Where do you want to get married? Beach, or a park near a beach, or a park thats nice. Outdoors. No church for me thanks!

jenjens0212 @ 2007-08-21T02:58:00

2007-08-20T16:59:19Z

http://perezhilton.com/?p=4004#more-4004

Is it bad that i find this ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS?? I seriously cannot stop laughing. Oh my god! HAHAHAHAHA.

jenjens0212 @ 2007-03-15T20:04:00

2007-03-15T09:10:34Z

OK, given that the start of my day was completely shit, today turned out to be a good day.

I did a bit of my assignment which was good, but i couldnt find any motivation to keep doing it, and ended up falling asleep, but when i woke up and checked the mail, i found 2 things for me from OTEN. They were my marks for my assignments i handed in. I opened them in the study where no one would know or see, because i didnt think i would get a very good mark, maybe 50s, early 60s, but i ended up getting 90% for my first one and 91% for my second one. Now i have the motivation i need to keep going because i honestly thought i wouldnt be doing well at all. I think i could have gotten quite a bit better mark though, but i was lazy doing them, which is partly why i thought my marks wouldnt be that great. Maybe if i try harder i can get 95%+ for the rest of my assignments. Atleast then on my certificate it will say distinction on it which looks good =)

I went on the bike today for half an hour, i know its not much, but while im sick im not going crazy. Although i figured out i do on avg 1km every 2 minutes. By the time ive played 2-3 netball games i wanna be able to do 35kms an hour so i can actually not die playing netball this season, especially seeing as we moved up a grade.

Anyway i really dont have much else to say. Im just finally happy with the way school is going for once, and my parents are actually proud of me

jenjens0212 @ 2007-01-31T09:33:00

2007-01-30T22:36:37Z

Only two rules: You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks.

Have you...

Taken a picture naked? yes

Made money illegally? yes

Had a one night stand? yes

Been in a fist fight? Not really a fist fight cuz im a chick but i have backhanded someone =D

Slept with your bestfriend? no

Had sex in a public place? yes

Ditched work to have sex? yes

Slept with a member of the same sex? yes

Seen someone die? no

Ran from the police? no

Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? yes

Worn your partners unmentionables? yes

Fallen asleep at work? yes

Used toys in the bedroom? Are cuffs toys?

Ran a red light? yes

Been fired? yes

Been in a car accident? yes

Pole danced or done a striptease? yes, but only like muck around

Loved someone you shouldn't? yes

Sang karaoke? nope

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes

Laughed so hard you peed your pants? no, though i have come close!

Caught someone having sex? yes

Kissed a perfect stranger? yes

Shaved your partner? no

Given your private parts a nickname? no

Ever gone in public without underwear? yes

Had sex on a roof top? no

Played chicken? ????

Mooned/flashed someone? yes

Do you sleep naked? yes

Blacked out from drinking? yes

Felt like killing someone? yes

Had sex more than 5 times in one day? yes

Been with someone because they were in a band? no

Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? yes

Shot a gun? yes

Gone outside naked? yes!!!!!

jenjens0212 @ 2006-05-29T17:23:00

2006-05-29T07:28:04Z

The sex meme:

Sexual orientation: Bi-curious, but the girl has to be fucking HOT

How often do you think about sex: Umm alot lol

How often do you HAVE sex: prolly bout 2-3 times a week...sometimes more

Worst sexual experience: Stu forcing me to fuck him

Cybersex? Phone sex?: Both weird and wrong and just do not work.

Casual sex: Umm yeah i think thats fine, if the person is a fuck buddy, ive slept with randoms but dont really like being degraded like that..

Sex toys and related fetish accessories: Give me cuffs and a vibrator any day =D

Least sexiest part: Vaginas. Ive never seen anything more filthy

Favorite body type: Built and muscular and around 6 foot.

Body hair: yes or no: I have none, but i like it on guys, but not too much.

Monogamy or non-monogamy?: Monogamy

Underwear: Boxers

Pornographic or erotic: I only like watching porn if im having sex at the same time

How large is your porn collection?: I dont have any

Favorite hair color: Brown

Kissing or cuddling?: cuddles i would say. Daniel is my big teddy bear =D

Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Nick/Conrad

Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: ummm apart from necrophiliacs, i would say dick cheese. They make me want to die!

jenjens0212 @ 2006-01-07T19:06:00

2006-01-07T08:08:59Z

sarah has got her ps therefore thinks she owns the car. she has no where to go but still drives and wont let me drive even though thats fucking selfish of her. i hope she crashes and wil never want to drive by herself again.

i am incredibly sick from my migraines and i have anaemia too which makes it even worse, and i took 18 panadeine and 4 nurofen migraine pain tablets last ntie and have been throwing up or feelin like it ever since. the pain has never gone and i will be surprised if it ever does. some one please kill me and tell daniel i love him.

friday night

2005-12-17T09:15:40Z

Ok, last night me and geof went to meet daniel, brendan, ingrid, brian and mel at the RSL, it was a really slow start to the night seein as me and ingrid were pretty much the only 2 ppl with money, so i was buying drinks for everyone until i decided to be a pov biatch and not buy them anymore or else i wouldnt be able to get drunk, which is just totally a huge NO! when i go out to get drunk, i make sure that i get drunk. So yea we were at the RSL until about midnite when some idiot suggested we went to the oldie, so we did, which was fucking stupid because the oldie is so much more expensive, and its pointless to go to before one because its like dead, but at around 1am it started gettin good. I met up with jamie, jacob, olie, jamies brother chris, amy knight and hannah and alex... i think that is all of them, but yea we played pool and me and hannah were on a team and really drunk and we still won...ok so we kind of cheated majorly, but they didnt see, so really we still won, and jamie bought me like 5 drinks that night which was good because i was sobering up. Later on that night i saw bennett and went and hung with him and his work friends for abit which was good. It was weird though because he kept on talking about when we used to go out and stuff and i was like "umm ok that was almost 4yrs ago" but yeah, my night ended up being pretty awesome. Me and daniel ended up leaving around 3:30 or so, caught a cab, and told him to stop down alinta close, near the stairs, and i made daniel bundy with me lol. I was soo not paying $15 on a cab, but yes, running up those stairs in the dark when i hadnt slept in days was not a good idea, i reached the top and like died, not to mention i nearly fell down them about a zillion times. When we got home i dont remember much, apparantly i passed out on the kitchen floor and i woke up in my bed like almost naked haha. I woke up to find daniel asleep sitting up holding a fork with an empty bowl on his lap. It was cute. I lay him down and tried to make him comfortable n then i went back to sleep and thats the end of my friday nite.
It is now saturday night and i am finally home for once this week, and my family are all gone THANK GOD! Oh how i have dreamed of the day. Ok so they get back at midnight or so, which sucks, but its good to have the house to myself. Steffi and lil Dan are coming round tonight, god knows what we will do with our lack of money and transport (my parents took the car keys so i couldnt drive grr!) but im sure us 3 will figure out something to do...i hope.
This is like the longest entry i have written in a while, mainly due to the fact i havent been home alot lately, and when i am im usually hungover or tired as fuck, or both. By the way last night i ended up scabbing about 9 drinks...I dont feel proud cuz i hate to scab, but still, not too bad. Had about 16 drinks all up, which would probably explain my passing out. Heh.
Brendan wants to do something with me tonight and has called me 11 times now, im not answering and have put my fone on silent. I feel so mean, but like i just dont feel like doing anything with him tonight and i know that if i were to answer my fone he would persuade me to come and id give in because its hard for me to say no.
Anyways i dont think i can be bothered to write anymore, and i am going to go find some food as all ive eaten today is a sausage roll and im quite the hungryness.

jenjens0212 @ 2005-12-11T15:03:00

2005-12-11T04:05:14Z

last nite after i got home from geofs i had 3 shots of makers mark and 3 of vodka and 4 xanax. i think i ended up calling brendan and crying to him and then i remember nothing. I just woek up and its 5 past 3pm and i am still really fucked. I am going to back to sleep. I miss Daniel so fucking much. I need him. I love him.

jenjens0212 @ 2005-12-11T00:43:00

2005-12-10T13:55:54Z

im so scared about daniel getting with other chicks. I know that he likes me still, i know that he is just scared of being to close to a chick, and i think that is why he dumped me. I can tell he cares for me, i know he does, the way we have been when we are together, i know he does. He is exactly like samantha from SATC when she meets the hot guy (totally 4got his name cuz im tipsy and took xanax) but how she had to cheat on him cuz she couldnt take commitment, but then realised she liked him and all that, u guys should kow what im talking about if u watch the show, but yea, thats what i think it is with me and him, hes just too scared to get too close to me. Im gonna get him back, i will, i know it. I need him, he got me off the xanax and ive not been that happy in so long. Now i am drunk (i had some of my dads makers mark and some vodka) and i took 4 xanax. this entry is taking me so long to write cuz i hahve to try to make ti make sense. We need each other, we helped each other out so much, and we bettered ourselves thru each other. We need each other. I know he likes me, i just know it, its just the fact that he doesnt know it, or wont admit it. i dont know. I have to get him abck though. i ned him. he is in teh city now which is weird cz he hates the city. i hop e he si wtih boys from cricket n not chiks or il b e cut. the xanax just kicked in a lot jsut hen. evertying is la di dda ad i cant see much eaither. I dotnt want ot dslep but i think i have to cuz i mites ;pass out ors omething and i catn realt see wat i am typng hthis wil probas;y not make sense to em in the morning but it dos now so uea. i miss danilel so muhc, i want sesx so abd. sleept rimes byes byes

jenjens0212 @ 2005-12-06T11:57:00

2005-12-06T00:58:49Z

MUST GET A TICKET TO U2 CONCERT!! IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN SELL ME ONE PLZZZ??? STRESS HELL!!! *GOES INSANE*

jenjens0212 @ 2005-11-30T12:19:00

2005-11-30T01:49:04Z

long survey.
Time started: 12:19 PM

First Name: Jen

Single or Taken: Taken

Sex: Female

Eye color: Blue

Shoe size: 6-7

height: 5'3"

Innie or Outie: Innie

What are you wearing: My Penno jersey and trakkies.

Where do you live: Sydney

Righty or lefty: Righty

Can you make a dollar in change right now: Yes

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Relationships
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Who is your best friend: Geof and Stef

Do you have a BF or GF?: Yes

Did you send this to your crush? Uh, im not like 10, so no.

Best place to go for a date: Anywhere you can have fun.

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Favorites...
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Favorite kind of pants: Jeans.

Color: Blue.

Number(s): 7 and 19.

Animal: Cats and polar bears.

Drink: Coffee and vodka with orange juice or redbull

Sport(s): Swimming and Hockey.

Fast-Food Place: Oportos.

Month: June.

Movie: Dont make me choose. Anything funny will do me.

Juice: Orange and mango.

Finger: Ring finger I guess..who cares?.

Breakfast: Just right, or bacon and eggs.

Favorite cartoon character(s): Stewie Griffin.

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Have you ever...
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Given anyone a bath: Yes.

Smoked: Yes.

Bungee Jumped: Yes.

Made yourself throw-up: Yes.

Gone skinny dipping: Yes.

Eaten a dog: Yes...all the time...i love dog....*cough*.

Put your tongue on a frozen pole: Yes.

Loved someone so much it made you cry: Yes.

Broken a bone: Nope.

Played truth or dare: Yes.

Been in a physical fight: Yes.

Been in a police car: Yes.

Been on a plane: Yes.

Come close to dying: If you count how many times ive nearly been hit by a car then i am 500 x dead!.

been in a sauna: Yes.

been in a hot tub: Yes.

swam in the ocean: Yes.

Fallen asleep in school: Yes.

Broken someone's heart: Yes.

Cried when someone died: Yes.

cried in school: Yes.

Fell off your chair: Yes.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Yes.

Saved AIM conversations: Yes.

Saved e-mails: Yes.

Fallen for one of your best friends: No.

Used someone: Yes.

Been cheated on: No.

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What is...
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Your good luck charm: I dont have any.

All-time favorite song: I cant choose.

Stupidest thing you have ever done: Ive done far too many stupid things to narrow it down to one..

Last thing you said: I just told my grandma bernie and kate gave us a pic she was looking at

What is beside you: Coffee, plate, my fone, and a heap of other junk.

Last thing you ate: Scones and coffee.

What kind of shampoo do you use: Garnier fructis fortifying shampoo and conditioner.

Best thing that has happened to you this week: Seeing Daniel.

Worst thing that has happened to you this week: Fight with my parents.

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Have I had...
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Chicken pox: No.

Sore Throat: Yes.

Stitches: No.

Broken nose: No.

Believe in love at first sight: To an extent.

Like picnics: They're okay.

Like school: No.

What schools have you gone to: Normo Public, Penno High, Sydney Distance Ed, bout to start Meadowbank Tafe..

Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: Yes.

If you were stuck on an island, what 3 people would you want with you: Daniel, Geof and Stef

Who was the last person that called you: Daniel.

What makes you laugh the most: My friends, or the stupid things i say and do.

Who makes you laugh the most: Daniel or Stef

What makes you smile: Friends.

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Who is the last person
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You yelled at: Mum or Dad

Who broke your heart: Umm, myself, when i cheated on Stu.

Who told you they loved you: Daniel

Who Is your loudest friend: Not too sure...

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Do you/Are You:
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Do you like filling these out: Not really, but theres nothing better to do.

Do you wear contacts: Nope.

Do you like yourself: Nope.

Do you get along with your family: Nope

Stolen anything over $50: Yes

Obsessive: Yes

Compulsive: No

Anorexic: No

Suicidal: Sometimes

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Final questions
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How many people are you sending this to: No one, people on my LJ might read it if they want.

What are you listening to right now: Nothing

What did you do today: Woke up, came home, showered, and now im on here

Hated someone in your family: Yes

Gotten any awards: Yeah, mainly for sport.

What car do you wish to have: Right now anything will do, but dream car is dodge viper srt-10.

Where do you want to get married: Outdoors, not in a church.

If you could change anything about yourself: Lose weight, wouldnt change anything else cuz then i wouldnt be me.

Good driver: When i wanna be

Good Singer: God no

Have a lava lamp: Not anymore, it broke :'(

How many remote controls are in your house: Too many

Are you double jointed: Nope

What was your last dream about: I cant remember anymore...It was weird though and involved me, geof and not sure what else

Last time you showered: About an hour and a half ago

Last time you took a bath: About a week ago

The last movie you saw at the theatres: The Brothers Grimm .

Scary or happy movies: Happy, seeing no scary movies are actually scary and pathetically made.

Brown chocolate or white: White

root beer or dr pepper: Dr Pepper.

Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Jello.

Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate

Skiing or Boarding: Boarding

fall or winter: Winter

Silver or Gold: Silver or white gold

Diamond or pearl: Diamonds

Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset.

Sprite or 7up: Sprite

Orange juice or apple juice: Orange

Cats or dogs: Cats

Coffee or tea: Coffee

Phone or in person: Person

Are you Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Eldest

Indoor or outdoor: Indoor right now.

End Time: 12:47 PM

jenjens0212 @ 2005-11-18T21:01:00

2005-11-18T10:03:13Z

im falling for daniel hard...................................

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

not good. i cant fall in love again, it wil fuck me up so much when it ends. I seriously cant deal with that shit, not now, not for a very long time. im too fragile.

I havent been this happy in months, but like i cant love him, i have to force myself not to...

jenjens0212 @ 2005-11-18T20:11:00

2005-11-18T09:35:52Z

Stolen from elissa cuz im sooo very bored
1. Initials:
J.S.O

2. name someone with the same birthday as you:
Shane West *drool*

3. where was your last kiss?:
Today in my pool, lounge room and bedroom.

4. For or against same sex marriage?
For.

5. are you homophobic?
Nope.

6. are you bisexual?
Nah, just bi-curious.

7. do you believe in God?
100% athiest my pretties.

8. how many US states have you been to?
6.

9. how many of the US states have you lived in?
None :'(

10. have you ever lived outside the US?
Unfortunately my whole life.

11. name something you like physically about yourself:
My eyes when im not stoned or exhausted.

12. name something non-physical you like about yourself:
My spontanious side....daniel and david know wat i mean *cough* shaun *cough* lolz

13. what is the current rumour traveling around about someone?
I dont tend to gossip, so i dont really know/care.

14. what is your dream car?
Dodge Viper SRT-10 *screaming orgasm x 21732084695643058076*

15. if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
New York and never come back.

16. have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone?
Indeedy.

17. how many concerts have you gone to?
3 i think

18. do you download music?
Yessum

19. how many illegal things have you done?
quite afew...nothing major, but pretty hectic if i got caught eg. 160km on quarter sessions...

20. Where would you want to go on a date?
I honestly dont care as long as i like the person, its all good.

21. Would you date the person who posted this?
If i were into chicks then of course.

22. has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
If brendan counts then yes lol

23. ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yea but i dont think it was planned, just a spur of the moment type thing.

24. Do you like president Bush?
Ive got nothing against him, im all for the war, and hes done nothing personally to me so wateva, i hate politics neways, politicians should all be tortured if u want my opinion.

25. have you ever bungee jumped?
Yea but it wasnt a huge one, only like 25m.

26. have you ever white-water rafted?
No but i want to

27. have you ever crashed a car?
Yes but not severely.

28. has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you?
Yep.

29. have you met a real redneck?
I don't know if i actually met them, but i sure as hell laughed at them.

31. what song are you listening to right now?
Placebo - Special K.

32. what is your current favorite song?
I honestly dont have one. But im really into placebo at the moment and pearl jam

33. what was the last movie you watched?
Umm well today i watched abit of stuck on u and white chicks...but the last one i saw the whole of would be that "scary" one we watched at daniels mums house

34. who was the last person that told you they loved you?
Daniel, but he was drunk n didnt mean it, so meaningfully it woulda been stu.

35. where was the last place you went besides your house?
Hornsby

36. have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property?
Yes.

37. have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes.

39. whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their body type or their hair.

40. what really turns you on?
Great smile/eyes and sense of humor.

41. what do you usually order from starbucks?
Cream based caramel frappaccino or a hot chocolate or cappucinno.

42. what is one of your sexual fantasies?
Having sex with Vincent D'Onofrio.

44. say something totally random about yourself:
I am insane with boredomness and i want sex

45. do you have an i-pod?
No...my sister does which i steal mwahaha.

46. has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yeah. apparantly that chick on X-men...i dont really see it, and some chick called jennifer from dirty dancing..dont see that either

47. do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
No.

48. do you have braces?
No.

49. are you comfortable with your height?
I love being short :).

51. when do you know its love?
You can just feel it.....i dont know.

52. do you speak any other languages besides English?
Not fluently no, but i did german for 3yrs and japanese for 1.

53. what kind of alcohol do you enjoy while out?
Vodka is my fave atm, with orange and mango juice.

54. what magazines do you read?
Cosmo and Cleo - my bibles!.

55. have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes to my yr10 formal.

56. has anyone you were close with passed away?
Yes.

58. whats something that really annoys you?
People who chew loudly *GOES FUCKING INSANE* omfg i cannot stand that it makes me like murderous!.

59. whats something(s) you really like?
Being with daniel and friends r my most fave things in the world and listening to music and watching tv.

60. do you like Michael Jackson?
I like some of his music and find stories about him highly amusing.

61. can you dance?
If i tried i would somehow manage to kill everyone around me.

62. have you ever surfed?
Yes.

63. do you know how to pump gas?
Yes

64. do you drive?
yes.

65. whats the latest you have ever stayed up?
I stayed awake for 4 days straight....really really fucked up

66. have you ever thought you were honestly going to die?
Yes

67. were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency?
No.

68. have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
Yea but who cares, u only live once.

jenjens0212 @ 2005-11-11T00:06:00

2005-11-10T13:04:25Z

if my weakness is my strength...then does that make me weak, or strong?

jenjens0212 @ 2005-11-08T20:39:00

2005-11-08T09:41:20Z

does some one wanna make me a layout for LJ plz plz plz?? i really need a new/decent one. stewie from family guy plz :) ooorrrr jude law *drool* or jessica alba. anyone who is willing, take ur pick :)

jenjens0212 @ 2005-11-02T20:46:00

2005-11-02T10:03:05Z

2moro nite me and daniel are going to go to the beach and get fish and chippies and eat them on the beach then sex on the beach under the stars and it will be rad. it sounds romantic sort of but like i dont want it to be corny and romantic, but i just like the beach at nite, and sex, so why not put them both together?? damn straight, its fabulous. i just love being with him, we have so much fun together. he may not be that nice to other people, but hes become really nice to me, and we can just fuck around and have fun, nothing serious which is what i need right now. i havent been this happy in so long and i deserve to be happy. i dont care if daniel bothers other people, because he makes me happy and thats whats important.

i still cant stop thinking about ms berra and laughing even though she went to the emergency room...shes not dead so i figure its ok to laugh, and if its not ok to laugh, im going to any way because i can.

marlboro lights are really quite the grossness...but i keep smoking them anyway, im not addicted or anything and never will be, i think its just cuz theyre free and i like have to have free stuff cuz im poor and i just love free stuff.

i wish i had good stuff i could sell on eBay *tear* well i do have good stuff, but it wouldnt be worth shit on eBay, or i wouldnt want to sell it cuz i want to keep it still. i need money!!

what the fuck is up with this summer. its like 3 days into summer and we are all dying already. stupid australia and its horrible steaming hot weather. why cant it be winter? :(

jenjens0212 @ 2005-10-28T07:03:00

2005-10-27T21:05:01Z

ha. ha. hahaha...oh god im fucked. i have my HSC in like 2hrs and i fell asleep by accident at like 7:30-8pm last nite and i was meant to be studyng...now i have to study like a whole topic on the train and hope atleast half of it sinks in...my failure of this test is going to be somewhat amusing...when life is this screwed all u can really do is laugh.

jenjens0212 @ 2005-10-27T19:41:00

2005-10-27T09:50:37Z

i had a really good day with daniel today hes so nice when like no1 else is there but like now i really like him and i dont want to cuz im scared of wat will happen. why the fuck does liking some one have to be so complicated? it shouldnt be so complicated, but it is, because people are retarded and twist everything and just makes something that could be so good so blah and scary.

im really tired. i need to sleep soon. i have the HSC tomorrow and im gonna like look at the paper, pass out and die. if i pass ill laugh because it wil be some kind of miracle.

my dad saw my boss today when he went shopping and went into my old work and went insane at her...lotsa ppl were in the shop waiting and heard every single word...even though i wasnt there or nething i am sooo embarassed. if my boss sees me and like tries to talk to me i will die. i will grab wateva is closest to me and attempt to kill myself. sounds like a freakin plan!

if it isnt colder tomorrow i think ill just jump out infront of a train. sitting in a room tryin to bullshit genetics and all that does not work with smouldering heat.

well im off cuz yea i cant be assed to write anymoreeeeee. buh-bye.

jenjens0212 @ 2005-10-24T21:25:00

2005-10-24T11:31:30Z

my aim this summer is to design some kind of floating tent or teepee so i can like live in it and float around the pool all summer. i think its the only way il live. everyone says its not hot today, well if its not fucking hot then why am i dying??? yea damn right nigga thats cuz its FUCKING HOT!!!!

SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MYSERY AND KILL ME....OR SEND ME TO AMERICA :D:D:D:D

jenjens0212 @ 2005-10-20T07:41:00

2005-10-19T21:51:02Z

this week has been fun, even though i should be like studying my ass off, i havent been, ive been busy doing other stuff, which i dont mind at all, guess i will when i get fail marks in my HSC though. meh, u only live once, my life can be lived with lots of stupidity =)

so on tuesday nite me,geof,elissa and daniel went up to daniels mums house and omgz its so nice up there, im like gonna buy a holiday house there cuz its rad. it was fun, we got like tipsy/drunk on tia maria with milk which like totally fucked up my throat cuz it was already like dead from niccotine gum and i swallowed its "juices" which felt like i was scraping my throat along cement or something. it happened to daniel too. lol. it was amusing. we were both like choking on nothing. and we were naughty and bought cookie dough even though like afew peices of it was enough to make me sick, but still, we got it passed the cookie dough police even after they sent army trucks out and everything. we r magical.

got back yesterday after leaving there at like 7, then got home at like 8:30 n waited around trying not to fall asleep so i could go bak to hornsby at 11 for my brazilian/leg waxing which was like ultra painful cuz my legs were cold and the brazilian wax wasnt drying properly so she went to pull it off and it like just stretched instead of ripping off which was gay. in total it cost me $88, so i am never going there again cuz its like the biggest rip off ever!

i picked up daniel at like 1:30am from hornsby and brought him back here and he is currently asleep. i fell off the bed last nite, so i tried to sleep on the floor, but that didnt work cuz it was too cold, so i went and watched one of those "E true hollywood stories" cuz they are rad and it was on jessica and ashlee simpson. jessica had so much bad shit happen to her tryin to get into the business. i really respect her now. and yea then i went bak to bed and just stayed awake msgin lee all nite, and now im on here. how rad.

only 11 sleeps til steffi is here =D

jenjens0212 @ 2005-10-17T19:25:00

2005-10-17T09:40:05Z

i dont know if me and daniel are going to last. im not gona dump him cuz i wana see where we go, but i see him like once a week, he can be a real dick to me when i see him, hes incredibly selfish and he keeps saying shit like "ur a dud root" and "why dont u give me better head" and stuff even though hes only joking, but still im not gona fuck ne1 or suck ne1s dick who says im bad at it, if im bad at it then go find some one better who doesnt care that u treat them like crap. oh well wateva, he can say and do wat he wants, im not gonna stop him gambling anymore, if he wants to fuck up his family like he did last time then fine, i try to stop him and help him but hes too stubborn to kno he needs help, or to accept any help he gets. meh, im in a really bad mood, ill prolly not care about any of this 2moro. oh well. im bored and australian idol has just pissed me off to no end. why cant their be like a naked man sexy fest on or sumfin instead, people would actually watch that.
daniel owes me $600. need to get that off him very soon, well not all of it, but a fair bit, now that im jobless and all. i so need the job at sarahs chemist.

jenjens0212 @ 2005-10-17T09:57:00

2005-10-16T23:58:32Z

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jenjens0212 @ 2005-10-17T09:11:00

2005-10-16T23:29:10Z

8 Firsts...
--First Best Friend: Geof
--First Kiss: David Conradi
--First Screen Name: i cant remember cute_pacey@hotmail.com was 1 of em but it wasnt my 1st.
--First Piercing: My ears when i was 11 or 12
--First Crush: David Conradi
--First Pet: Shelley, but she lived with my grandma after i was like 2, apart from her my first pet was jason n hes still alive =)
--First favorite band: Aqua im pretty sure

7 Lasts...
--Last Cigarette: Saturday
--Last alchoholic beverage: Thursday night
--Last Car Ride: Yesterday arvo droppin daniel home
--Last Kiss: Yesterday
--Last Movie Seen: At the cinema it was deuce bigalow
--Last Phone Call: Yesterday to brendan
--Last CD Played: A mixed one with metallica, NIN and MM

6 Have You Ever....
--Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: I dont think so, no.
--Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes
--Have You Ever Been Arrested: Nope =)
--Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes indeedy. i love it.
--Have You Ever Been on TV: Yea, afew times.
--Have You Ever Been in love: Yes, but not again for a very very long time. its a peice of shit.

5 Things....
--5 Things You're Wearing: Paul frank shirt, Billabong jacket, Simpsons boxers, ugh boots and bad kitty undies.
--5 Things You've Done Today: woke up, peed,wrote an LJ entry, listened to music, watched the weather channel
--5 Things You Can't Live Without: Friends, Family, TV, Sex and Comedy.
--5 places You've Been: America, QLD, Canberra, Victoria and Mexico

4 things......
--4 things you would not do again: Trust people easily, drink nearly 2L of spirits in under 48hrs, be nice to a highly religious person (thanks geof 4 the idea =D) and lend daniel any more money.
--4 things you miss from childhood: Being able to get away with anything, Somehow always having money in my bank account without having to work, Getting money off my parents, Being able to get 100% in exams without studying
--4 things you do everyday: eat, masturbate, sleep and watch tv.

3 things.....
--3 things you wont eat: Any baby animal, Eggplant and raw fish

2 Choices...
--1. Black or White: White, cuz its hot, and seein as im the most pastiest person alive i shud start loving white!
--2. Hot or Cold: Hot food is better as long as it aint like a hot day, otherwise ice cream is good.

1 regret
-- Cheating on Stu is the only regret i have in my life.

jenjens0212 @ 2005-10-11T11:52:00

2005-10-11T01:55:10Z

study is so fucking boring :'( why cant it be like fun, or atleast interesting. how retarded. 2 whole weeks of studying biology, then another week of society and culture, atleast SOC will be easy cuz its only essays which i can bullshit.

2moro im going to buy sexual intelligence by kim catrall. when i was lookin to see if borders had it i noticed shes written another book too...i mite buy both. how erotic. i love her. shes the biggest champ like ever!

back to the books :'(